i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
