Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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