Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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