...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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