do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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