was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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