so explain again why im purple
no
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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