Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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