I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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