It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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