Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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