I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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