i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
This is the high leading the old right now
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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