I hate all girls vehemently.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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