Having a random hookup so left but love u
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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