So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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