So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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