I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
