You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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