don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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