the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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