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I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.

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(248): I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard. http://tfl.nu/wcz2

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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva

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(551): Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva http://tfl.nu/0m5z

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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.

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(604): And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life. http://tfl.nu/s6zp

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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.

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(847): sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant. http://tfl.nu/gemh

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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.

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(630): the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever. http://tfl.nu/uuz9

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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.

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(918): On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break. http://tfl.nu/zpw8

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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"

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(484): I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation" http://tfl.nu/sb0g

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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine

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(909): I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine http://tfl.nu/d6oy

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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.

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(989): Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am. http://tfl.nu/mfa3

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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.

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(562): don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you. http://tfl.nu/zbku

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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out

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(210): My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out http://tfl.nu/di5z

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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.

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(401): It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss. http://tfl.nu/0y0a

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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt

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(651): I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt http://tfl.nu/h1u7

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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults

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(810): You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults http://tfl.nu/ltaq

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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.

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(781): So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT. http://tfl.nu/457t

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