so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards