My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.