In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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