i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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