There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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