That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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