just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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