..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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