dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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