Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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