Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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