i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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