another moral hangover. fuck.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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