I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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