One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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