She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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