He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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