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(586): View more from Michigan

Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.

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(708): View more from Illinois

just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.

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(516): View more from New York

sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.

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(707): View more from California

I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.

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(480): View more from Arizona

He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance

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(971): View more from Oregon

Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?

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