Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?