1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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