drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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