Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
my shit smells like andre
Slut skills are useful in every country.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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