In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
