I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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