just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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