I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
