I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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