I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Fuck appropriateness.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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