the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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