i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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