Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I cockslap morals
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
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I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I deserve this hangover.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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