Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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