It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
