i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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