erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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