Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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