Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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